Apples

Have I told you about apples ? if not I will tell you again. When i was 22 I decided I wanted to get rid of the meaning of apple, so I bought like 30 pounds of apples and in the middle of the night I went to a lake and threw all of the apples into the lake. Sadly the apples landed amongst a gaggle of geese and the geese took the air making a terrific noise in this quiet neighborhood. Lights of all the homes around the lake turned on and I kept throwing the apples into the lake, one apple after another yelling at the top of my lungs. It cured me of giving meaning to anything, including being considerate of people sleeping near a lake.

apples

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